pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via inlarryithrust)

jacknoir:

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

(via inlarryithrust)

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it 

(via inlarryithrust)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via eloucunt)

• me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via kindahorny)

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

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